Celebrities And Literature – An Oxymoron?
1 Sep
I’ve been browsing the programme for this autumn’s Cheltenham Literature Festival, with the aim of seeing a few things over the course of the week. However, a few things have perturbed me about the programme, which seems to reflect the way our society is heading.
Firstly, the fact that there are so many BBC-bods appearing at the festival. I wouldn’t normally associate working for the BBC as indicating an expertise in literature, but Cheltenham will soon be bursting with employees.
There’s Andrew Marr, exploring technology, current affairs and journalism. Then he presides over a recording of Start The Week for Radio 4. Again from Radio 4, Today presenter Justin Webb is one of the participants in a debate on the 2010 General Election.
Newsnight‘s Gavin Esler takes part in a discussion about British Prime Ministers, and he and Justin Webb also take part in a debate about the economy. Eddie Mair talks about loss and grieving, and separately, about female politicians. Nick Robinson and Emily Maitlis discuss the General Election.
Newsnight‘s defence editor, Mark Urban, talks about the invasion of Iraq. John Simpson gives a talk based on his latest book about journalism. BBC journo Andrew Bryson talks about the valedictory speeches of ambassadors. James Naughtie and Bill Turnbull team up to discuss beekeeping, and then Naughtie interviews novelist Susan Hill.
It’s quite a list. Some of the items seem to have been sponsored by Radio 4, which explains the ubiquity of their presenters in the programme, but I still found it surprising that so many BBC journos supplement their income by appearing at a regional literary festival. Some rehash stuff they’ve been doing for years at work; some have written books; the beekeeping, in fact, is a welcome diversion.
But there’s another interesting thing about the programme, and that is its apparent enthusiasm for classing celebrity autobiographies as literature.
Comedian Hardeep Singh Kohli gets to interview Oxo mum and Loose Women panellist Lynda Bellingham about her autobiography. Comedienne Jo Brand talks about her autobiography. Alexei Sayle talks about his upbringing, which seems to be based on an autobiographical book.
Then we have Phill Jupitus giving a talk based on his autobiography; Stephen Fry does the same; as does ex-GMTV presenter Fiona Phillips, and on 16 October, a whole variety of celebs discussing their memoirs – Gok Wan, Jerry Hall and Chris Evans.
It’s obvious what these personalities get from appearing – a fee, presumably, and lots of publicity for the books they have – I hope, perhaps naively – written themselves. Perhaps there may also be an element of kudos – “Look! I’ve been asked to talk at a posh literary festival!”
But their works are not literature as I see it. Will their writing be commended in a century? I doubt it. Is there anything of unusual merit in their tales of “how I got rich/famous/lucky”? I don’t think so.
Sadly, though, to sell tickets at a literary festival, you need lots of “names”. Famous people who people will have heard of. It doesn’t really matter what they’re famous for; the sales for their events will help subsidise the more esoteric, intellectual talks and debates.
I’m only surprised that Katie Price and her make-up artist – both of whom have published autobiographies, which just shows how debased the genre has become – haven’t got their names in the programme. I expect that fact will be rectified next year – unless Mark Thompson has his memoirs out by then.



